devenv: replace volta

[joshuarli]

volta uses a flaky (i think rate-limited) upstream for node downloads and doesn't retry downloads: volta-cli/volta#1523

also occasionally volta-shim on macos fork bombs (still not sure the root cause, issue here volta-cli/volta#1741), turns out it's quite easy with devenv to just manage a self-contained node

before
$ command -v node npm yarn                                                                         0
/Users/josh/dev/sentry/.devenv/bin/volta-home/tools/image/node/20.13.1/bin/node
/Users/josh/dev/sentry/.devenv/bin/volta-home/tools/image/node/20.13.1/bin/npm
/Users/josh/dev/sentry/.devenv/bin/volta-home/tools/image/yarn/1.22.22/bin/yarn

$ ~/dev/devenv/.tox/py312/bin/devenv sync                                                           0
ensuring sentry venv at .venv...
installing node v20.13.1...
installing yarn 1.22.22...
...

$ command -v node npm yarn                                                                    0
/Users/josh/dev/sentry/.devenv/bin/node  # these are shims to .devenv/bin/node-env/bin/node
/Users/josh/dev/sentry/.devenv/bin/npm
/Users/josh/dev/sentry/.devenv/bin/yarn

node-version-check is also inlined now into direnv to clean up our makefile a bit more

needs getsentry/devenv#132 + new release + bump devenv version before merging

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