Let's face it: Your company is losing money, technical debt is piling up, and you cannot be arsed into hiring a lawyer because your company is losing money and technical debt is piling up. Your Head of Software Development (or what-have-you) came to you with a brilliant idea: Open-source the thing. There are tons of people out there writing code for free, why not let them do it? Besides, not like your software is worth monetising; heck, it's free! Free software, free source code, something-something, profit!
With this license, now YOU can join in on the fun of openwashing! Just apply this license to your project and instantly, your codebase is now open-source! Better yet, no one else but you can use the it; and you know what that means! Absolutely zero cost to have your software developed for you! Everything you need is in the LICENSE file. Easy as cake!
Written by a human. Absolutely human.