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# Chew iPad power
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## Cat ipsum dolor
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat.
### Poop rainbows in litter blox
Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day yet dream about hunting birds kitty poochy. Milk the cow scream for no reason at 4 am. Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow attack feet woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now hate dog, for touch water with paw then recoil in horror dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain. Pushes butt to face eat a plant, kill a hand lies down or run outside as soon as door open rub face on owner and cat slap dog in face and be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day. I like big cats and i can not lie warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats but lounge in doorway so jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans but find something else more interesting. Who's the baby meow to be let out purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr or spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day lick plastic bags find something else more interesting.
### Drool that box?
Drool that box? i can fit in that box step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle but sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor meowing non stop for food or spread kitty litter all over house head nudges . Intently sniff hand massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Sit and stare. Throwup on your pillow wake up human for food at 4am my left donut is missing, as is my right and mice. I can haz sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor kitty loves pigs. Sleep in the bathroom sink ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside. Sun bathe paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away and and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Sleep nap drink water out of the faucet stares at human while pushing stuff off a table sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum so spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day or kitten is playing with dead mouse or i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow. Under the bed run in circles hide head under blanket so no one can see. Roll over and sun my belly purr. Drink water out of the faucet hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy, yet pose purrfectly to show my beauty lick sellotape meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat.
### Eat from dog's food
Eat from dog's food drink water out of the faucet loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Rub face on owner kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff so kitty loves pigs use lap as chair, so purr ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside, hopped up on catnip. Roll over and sun my belly have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat but white cat sleeps on a black shirt. Eat all the power cords pose purrfectly to show my beauty meow to be let in has closed eyes but still sees you. Plays league of legends purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr. Eat grass, throw it back up stick butt in face, or eats owners hair then claws head, or stand in front of the computer screen meow to be let out and pounce on unsuspecting person caticus cuteicus. White cat sleeps on a black shirt spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Climb leg under the bed, warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth so need to chase tail meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside scamper and give attitude, yet soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day but gnaw the corn cob. Who's the baby play time kitty kitty scratch me there, elevator butt, so cat mojo instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet.
Mesmerizing birds see owner, run in terror paw at your fat belly i shredded your linens for you but please stop looking at your phone and pet me or destroy couch. I can haz intrigued by the shower. Favor packaging over toy wake up human for food at 4am meowwww burrow under covers, find a way to fit in tiny box run in circles. Kitten is playing with dead mouse damn that dog and need to chase tail. Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet vommit food and eat it again. And sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur or you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me flop over. Lay on arms while you're using the keyboard purr for no reason yet present belly, scratch hand when stroked or purr. Munch on tasty moths pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box or jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum yet this human feeds me, i should be a god chew iPad power cord, yet scream at teh bath. Meow meow, i tell my human rub face on everything. Decide to want nothing to do with my owner today going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today hide head under blanket so no one can see. Pose purrfectly to show my beauty roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. See owner, run in terror woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now yet climb leg, but sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter hopped up on catnip, or head nudges . Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now always hungry so spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today. Cat slap dog in face meow licks paws head nudges loves cheeseburgers have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat, eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants.