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Error: [DATA EXPUNGED]

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Incident Log: 2020/██/██

Due to a recent incident in which our favorite large robotic bird attempted to eat several thousand packages of It's a Feature ™ spaghetti when the Chefs didn't give him the normal rations of vitamin-rich memory chips, Skarmory has suffered amnesia and forgotten much of what he used to chirp about in servers from here to High Hrothgar. Security has been tightened and all known spaghetti has been buried or compartmentalized to avoid any future potential disasters. Skarmory is now being automatically provided fresh memory chips every half hour to further mitigate any potential for calamity.

For further updates on the health and well-being of the beloved Skarm, please consult a chef.

Ask your Server Administrators to add Skarm to your favorite server today!